University of Books

CSS: The Missing Manual (2nd edition) by David Sawyer McFarland

Chapter 11: Introducing CSS Layout

Which joke does *not* apply to the specifed kind of webpage layout at all?

(A) Fixed-width designers usually get in trouble with the IRS, because every year, no matter what happens, they send in one payment of exactly 960 pixels.
(B) Liquid designers have trouble shopping for pants, because they think their waist size should be "whatever the person looking at me wants it to be."
(C) Web designers who prefer elastic designs think that if a person looking at a road sign has poor vision, the sign should automatically become larger.
(D) Fixed-width designers look forward to billing the client twice: once for the regular website, and a second time for a "mobile" website that isn't practically unusable on a tiny screen.
(E) None of the above: these jokes all make some sense.